REVIEW: Big Tits Massacre

Published March 3, 2016 | By Folklore

“…Even the smallest thing can change the course of the future…”

And it certainly did with this 2010 short from friend and Director Ygnacio Cervio.

Banned in New Zealand where the film originates from and despite parental consent for an underage “dancer” in the title sequence, her school authorities baulked…

Like something straight out of a porn mag – fired from your career job for showing skin…well this one was bikini clad.

Her parents baulked.

Her school promised to do everything in their power to stop the film being seen.

All in the name of art.

One thing leading to another.

Destiny.

Talk of responsibility…

Whilst snorting another line.

As go-go girls dance their thing…

Swaying sensually to the beat…

Cleavage and curves…

Deliciously on display.

And through the dust…

Comes your contact.

Leather clad.

Big cats howl.

As double cross action and a lucky “save”…

Leads to revenge.

As the girlies dance…

To cool chords…

And a chainsaw rips into life.

“Something’s wrong here.”

A total understatement.

Split screen screams.

Dismemberment and bloody slashes…

And gashes.

Over bikini clad beauties…

Soaked remains.

Before finding the culprit whipped into frenzy.

Bound and gagged…

In bondage.

“When you kill someone make sure they are actually dead.”

Teasing, revving the saw.

“Turn on your machine and fuck me now.”

Temptress…

Has to adhere to the motto you hold close…

In life.

Just on 18 minutes, this one shows all the Director’s pleasures – strippers, blood, S&M, chainsaw gore all whipped into a veritable feast with strong Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! And Repo Man influences. You may well get a Tarantino feel about it all as well.

It’s very well filmed for an amateur release (a project whilst at film school), limited only by budget, but still having huge balls. This is way above those ones that “show potential”…

This is a great mix of dry humour and gore. This is great revenge. This is well acted – especially our leads Tonci Pivac (a formidable presence) and the gorgeous Karen Tapper.

Yes you will drool over scantily clad dancers.

Yes you will think this is longer than it is.

Yes you will want more.

Yes you will be entertained.

I certainly was.

Review by- “Scratchy” Pete Ellott

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