REVIEW: Death-Scort Service
‘DEATH-SCORT SERVICE’ Review by- “Scratchy” Pete Ellott.
“…Blood, boobs, bodies, bits and barbed wire bludgeoned oozing exploitative goodness…”
From 2015 released by Gatorblade Films in conjunction with The Sleaze Box – Directed by my good friend Sean Donohue and written in conjunction with my mate Chris Woods with FX spearheaded by the legendary Marcus Koch and a whole bunch of my other great acting friends…
Too many to mention…
Showing what they’ve got for the viewers pleasure.
And it’s a lot. And it’s all on show. And it’s damn fine.
Tools of the trade.
The whirr of a drill.
Blood soaked…
Opening credits.
Naked beauty is purest candy…
Suck, fuck and clean it up for $200.
Meeting for “business”…
Freshen up, by soaping up…
Every seductive curve.
A “psycho” kill…
An unplanned extra…
Gash.
Trophies displayed – feel the rage…
Growing.
As another lathers up and makes up…
And makes out…
Seductively.
Bucks for fucks.
A meeting that leads to another death…
That rips you inside out…
Beyond your wildest hallucinations.
Cut short…
Bit by bloody bit.
Like a driller killer.
Time to go down.
“Oh baby you’re good.”
Out of the furnace…
But into the fire…
As voluptuous womanhood is defiled…
In grizzly fashion.
Drowning, gouging, drilling…
The trophy continues to take shape…
With each piece of the ever growing puzzle.
Drugged, spread wide open and bound…
Batter up…to the hilt.
Escape is pointless at a knife’s edge…
Leading to a final confrontation.
The truth unmasked in a collage of death.
As the Homelite 14” 35cc rips to life…
And vengeance screams…
No mercy.
80 minutes of gory goodness with beautiful bodies on full display. Yes even Bob’s bits get hung out…
Respect and love to all who made this one possible – my friends, you know the reasons why.
FX of the calibre one would expect from Marcus Koch and a storyline that although relatively simple just moves along without a pause…
To catch your breath at the mayhem and skin on show.
It maintains that nice Indie feel, yet is a cut above the rest for many reasons that become evident almost from the get go.
I love bloodshed. I love the female form in all its delicious entirety. I love being teased.
Enough said.
Review by- “Scratchy” Pete Ellott
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