This is gonna be brief. As brief as I’ve ever been.
I fucking LOVE THIS!
Plot? There’s a supermarket and,… Continue reading
– By Damian Thomas
Three friends out to disprove cannibalism meet two men on the run who tortured and enslaved a cannibal tribe to find emeralds, and now the tribe is out for revenge.
“Cannibal Ferox” was derived from Umberto… Continue reading
Fuck, my day job’s shit.
It’s SO shit that I can’t even bear to describe it to you.
Remember that scene in Labyrinth when Hoggle’s banging on about The Bog Of Eternal Stench? Well I’d happily take a holiday to… Continue reading
As disease wipes out almost all of mankind in a post-apocalyptic world, survivors flee to remote locations to avoid infection.
Are you with us so far?
Of course you are.
BUT, writer/director Doug Roos then chucks shadowy, massive-handed, sinister,… Continue reading
Jennifer’s Body meets TV’s Charmed is the only way I can describe ‘All Cheerleaders Die’.
I’ll be perfectly honest; I’m still on the fence when it comes to director Lucky McKee. On one hand he has delivered us the truly… Continue reading
“Every childhood is normal to the child who lives it. For Meredith that means an enchanted seclusion that is shattered when she is deprived of her mother. Desperate and alone, Meredith must join a household with other women and their… Continue reading
Under The Skin has no grey area, you will either love it or hate it unfortunately.
Directed by Brit Jonathan Glazer, the genius behind ‘Sexy Beast’ & ‘Birth’ this science fiction /horror /art house fable is about an alien seductress… Continue reading
Hahaha Oh Dear God NOOOOOO………. Noah!.
This will probably be my quickest ever review because If I speak about it for too long I’ll literally vomit!!!!!
Noah‘s directed by Darren Aronofsky and stars Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly &… Continue reading
– By Bryan Stumpf
It was unavoidable. Monstrous. Looming. The early buzz of the Godzilla 2014 slammed our shores like an atom bomb: director Gareth Edwards’ Godzilla would be a rehash of the Steven Spielberg classic Jaws, unapologetically. Trailers… Continue reading
I was recently sent a copy of horror short Web Of Deceit, directed by Michael Lyne and starring Bianca Allaine Barnett. I’ve just this second watched it – great stuff, guys!
A snappily-edited 6ish-minutes with a stunning female lead (fishnets… Continue reading