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Films

Killer Kart

This is gonna be brief. As brief as I’ve ever been.

I fucking LOVE THIS!

Do you like The Evil Dead (proper one)? Jaws? Shaun Of The Dead? Supermarket Sweep? You’ll fucking LOVE this?KK

Plot? There’s a supermarket and,… Continue reading

Cannibal Ferox (1981)

– By Damian Thomas

Three friends out to disprove cannibalism meet two men on the run who tortured and enslaved a cannibal tribe to find emeralds, and now the tribe is out for revenge.

“Cannibal Ferox” was derived from Umberto… Continue reading

The Sky Has Fallen

As disease wipes out almost all of mankind in a post-apocalyptic world, survivors flee to remote locations to avoid infection.

Are you with us so far?

Of course you are.

BUT, writer/director Doug Roos then chucks shadowy, massive-handed, sinister,… Continue reading

All Cheerleaders Die

Jennifer’s Body meets TV’s Charmed is the only way I can describe ‘All Cheerleaders Die’.

images I’ll be perfectly honest; I’m still on the fence when it comes to director Lucky McKee. On one hand he has delivered us the truly… Continue reading

A Measure Of The Sin

“Every childhood is normal to the child who lives it. For Meredith that means an enchanted seclusion that is shattered when she is deprived of her mother. Desperate and alone, Meredith must join a household with other women and their… Continue reading

Under The Skin

Under The Skin has no grey area, you will either love it or hate it unfortunately.

Directed by Brit Jonathan Glazer, the genius behind ‘Sexy Beast’ & ‘Birth’ this science fiction /horror /art house fable is about an alien seductress… Continue reading

Noah

Hahaha Oh Dear God NOOOOOO………. Noah!.

This will probably be my quickest ever review because If I speak about it for too long I’ll literally vomit!!!!!

Noah‘s directed by Darren Aronofsky and stars Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly &… Continue reading

GODZILLA

– By Bryan Stumpf

 

It was unavoidable. Monstrous. Looming. The early buzz of the Godzilla 2014 slammed our shores like an atom bomb: director Gareth Edwards’ Godzilla would be a rehash of the Steven Spielberg classic Jaws, unapologetically. Trailers… Continue reading

Slaughtered Bird Films’ BURN receives its first reviews!
Burn Slaughtered Bird Films and Dragon Egg Media’s debut film collaboration, Burn, has received its first couple of online reviews, after a preview screening at the Triple Six Horror Festival in Manchester, May 27th. Read on...
INTERVIEW: David Naughton
untitled It’s not every day you get to speak to the lead actor in possibly your favourite horror film of all time. Especially on a Tuesday. Tuesdays are usually rubbish! David Naughton should need no introduction to horror fans. Back in 1981, An American Werewolf In London had unprepared cinema goers laughing heartily one second and jumping out of their seats in terror the next. Its tale of two young American tourists coming face-to-teeth with a legendary lycanthropic beast perfectly married a genuinely funny script with razor sharp editing, groundbreaking special effects and a flawless cast to create a monster movie that is still many people’s benchmark today Read on...
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CQJR7SyWwAADBd_ We currently have advertising space available at very reasonable rates, so if you have a product you want to let people know about then please email us at theslaughteredbird@gmail.com with your needs and we can give you more info. Read on...