Twitter’s a bitch. Every fucker and his dog on there seems to be making a film (except me. My dog and I just discuss other people’s – he understands me).
Usually, the one’s with the flashiest, gung-ho trailers turn out… Continue reading
– By Bryan Stumpf
While honeymooning in Dublin a decade ago, I decided to rent a Peugeot and take my beloved for a ride through the Irish country-side. As a Yank accustomed to the open roads of Upstate New York,… Continue reading
Review by- THE DARK HORSE.
Join me on a journey to the near future, via South Korea and the West, as Joon-ho Bong delivers his first English language film.
Let me begin by stating that film maker, Joon-ho Bong, has… Continue reading
Churches are fucking creepy. Whether it’s because I’m not in The God Squad I don’t know, but I just don’t find anything about them welcoming whatsoever – I haven’t even had any of that free wine they dish out with… Continue reading
OK, for starters, I’ll quote IMDB – “An insomniac writer’s sleep-deprived hallucinations distort reality as paranoia drives him to extreme violence.” Still interested? Right, did you like William Burroughs’ Naked Lunch and/or David Cronenberg’s screen adaption? You did? Great.… Continue reading
I stumbled across the trailer for this creepy little beauty on YouTube a few months ago, right before it seemed to completely disappear off the radar. After finally tracking down a copy I can safely say it was WERth it… Continue reading
In my day (I’m 32, so not entirely sure when ‘my day’ was/is), even the most basic slashers had ‘plots’. That’s not to say The Orphan Killer DOESN’T, but it’s that detached and broken that it feels like it,… Continue reading
I had a bad feeling coming into this one straight away. I tried to convince myself to stop it and judge it for what it is… give them a chance… I may be wrong… I WASN’T.
Spike Lee’s remake of… Continue reading
‘UPPER’ is the very first screener that has ever been sent to us here at The Slaughtered Bird. We’re not embarrassed, we’re just finding our feet, hounding people on Twitter. Ashamedley though, I hadn’t heard of it.
It wasn’t until… Continue reading
‘Remake’ and ‘Re-imagining’ are dirty words to most film fans, myself included. Yet sometimes one comes along that just gets it right.
I could list films in either category (the ‘Shite’ list being far more extensive than the successes), but… Continue reading